Laptop

My husband is buying a new laptop, because the other one has not been found since he left it on the top of a vehicle and drove away. He has been researching for over a month. He does this with every new electronic he buys.

The one he picked out comes in different colors. He picked brown. Before we got married, his entire room was tan. He had tan walls, tan carpet, tan bath towels, tan sheets, tan pillows, tan shelves. It was like being in the desert. Who actually LIKES the color tan or brown?

He originally wanted pink. He has this theory that pink things don't get stolen. His basis for this theory is that his black camera got stolen, but his pink one hasn't. So it must be because of the color.