Dinner

My husband decided to make dinner for himself tonight. On the menu?

Bacon and Bagel Bites.

Clothes

My husband hang dries ALL of his clothes. I mean all of them, with the exception of underwear and socks. He'd probably hang those too if he didn't wait a month in between laundry. He likes to do laundry, so he always does his own. Plus, if I do his laundry, I sneak his t-shirts into the dryer. Then he gets mad.

He used to just hang all of his clothes in various places around the house. Usually on every door frame in the apartment. I got frustrated not being able to walk into any room without knocking wet clothes onto the floor, so I told him to find a new solution.

His first solution was to hang them across the entire garage. This caused me to not be able to park in the garage for several days at a time. I vetoed that idea as well.

Finally, he rigged up a pipe of some sort across the patio outside. I'm pretty sure this is against the rules of our Homeowner's association. He said he would only leave them up for one day then he'd put them away. They've already been hanging out there for 3 days.

90210

My husband is almost 29 years old and is completely obsessed with the new 90210. He actually called KTLA when they interrupted an episode last season for a Presidential speech to complain. He was really upset because they weren't going to rerun the episode and he missed some chunks of it.

He also likes to comment about the plot lines of the older characters from the old show. He swears his sister made him watch it.