Salad

Eric has been trying to eat healthier lately, so he had a salad with his lunch. These were the ingredients:
-Baby carrots
-Lettuce
-Tomatoes
-Bacon Bits
-Mozzarella cheese
-Caesar dressing
-SWEDISH FISH.

Yes, he actually tossed a handful of Swedish Fish on his salad.

Chips

You know when a bag of chips is almost gone and all you have are the crumbs left at the bottom of the bag? I usually either pour the crumbs directly into my mouth from the bag or just throw it away.

Not Eric. He pours the crumbs on a plate and proceeds to eat them with a spoon.

Outfit of the Day

Some highlights of this outfit:
-Black calf socks, pushed down around the ankles, like a Hooters waitress or any female in 1989.
-The red in the shoes really highlights the orange stripe in the shorts.
-Yes, those are bleach stains on his shirts.
-So in one outfit, we have black, brown (shirt collar/sleeves), navy blue, yellow, red, silver (stripe on shorts), tan, orange, and I guess white from the bleach stains.

Oh and see that thing behind him? That is his "John Deere Pod". He covered our ottoman with his John Deere blanket. You can only sit on it if you like John Deere. Yes, I have gotten kicked off of it because I do not own a John Deere tractor.

Dancing

My husband gets bored when I make him watch America's Next Top Model. So tonight he decided to "hip-hop hula" dance with the girls on the show. It was highly entertaining.

The Toe Incident

A few months ago, we were in a hotel somewhere. I woke up one morning to what looked like a massacre in my bed. There was blood on the comforter, blood on the sheets, a bloody pillow on the floor. There's also a blood trail to the bathroom along with a bloody towels in the bathroom. I couldn't even begin to try and figure out what happened.

I finally figured out later what happened. Eric had apparently gotten up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and busted his toe open on a suitcase on the floor. He didn't yell, didn't bother to turn on the bathroom light and look at it. He just peed, and went back to bed. So his toe was pretty busted and bled all over the place.

I have no clue how he didn't yell or anything. It was really bad looking. Oh and then he decided to just put a pair of socks on the next morning with out cleaning it or bandaging it. So a few hours later, I was picking sock fuzz out of his open wound with tweezers. He was not happy. He definitely yelled then.

And I wish I had a picture of him wearing red Crocs on his busted foot and Doc Martens on his other foot for the rest of the day.

Dinner

My husband decided to make dinner for himself tonight. On the menu?

Bacon and Bagel Bites.

Clothes

My husband hang dries ALL of his clothes. I mean all of them, with the exception of underwear and socks. He'd probably hang those too if he didn't wait a month in between laundry. He likes to do laundry, so he always does his own. Plus, if I do his laundry, I sneak his t-shirts into the dryer. Then he gets mad.

He used to just hang all of his clothes in various places around the house. Usually on every door frame in the apartment. I got frustrated not being able to walk into any room without knocking wet clothes onto the floor, so I told him to find a new solution.

His first solution was to hang them across the entire garage. This caused me to not be able to park in the garage for several days at a time. I vetoed that idea as well.

Finally, he rigged up a pipe of some sort across the patio outside. I'm pretty sure this is against the rules of our Homeowner's association. He said he would only leave them up for one day then he'd put them away. They've already been hanging out there for 3 days.