
Some highlights of this outfit:
-Black calf socks, pushed down around the ankles, like a Hooters waitress or any female in 1989.
-The red in the shoes really highlights the orange stripe in the shorts.
-Yes, those are bleach stains on his shirts.
-So in one outfit, we have black, brown (shirt collar/sleeves), navy blue, yellow, red, silver (stripe on shorts), tan, orange, and I guess white from the bleach stains.
Oh and see that thing behind him? That is his "John Deere Pod". He covered our ottoman with his John Deere blanket. You can only sit on it if you like John Deere. Yes, I have gotten kicked off of it because I do not own a John Deere tractor.